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Thursday, November 30, 2006

The ScandElous Boyce Scandalous Press

So, has anyone ever found themselves to be the current ridicule in a certain blog, under the title of the "Boyce Scandalous Press"? Chances are that if you are reading this blog, you have. Though the fabrications are often amusing to readers young and old alike, it sometimes is shocking to say the least when you see your name in a circumstance that you were unaware of. Well, please, this is the ScandElous, Scandalous Press - dedicated to fabricating, stretching, and just plain ole' making up stories about John Letoto.

Has anyone been to Java lately? Well chances are if you have been (on Thursday night) you may have seen a certain Hawaiian to remain unnamed, no doubt carousing with a certain YOUNG lady. Some would say jail bait, others opportunity, but either way you look at it, it was no doubt noticeable! I'm not sure whether there were stars in his eyes, or they were simply glazed over from staring at those small letters on the scrabble blocks (I mean he is getting old).

In other news, There has been word at Banana Republic that a new Male Model has been hired?!?!?! Rumor has it that the job description is something like Abercrombie holiday meets 5-7-9 "freeze frame live window" models. The real scandal in this juicy piece of gossip is that the new "window model" has a history in government or politics, and is now pursuing a career in ministry??!!!! There is no scandal that travels quicker than a religious or political one - so this is sure to make headline! His description is average height, medium build, black hair, and tan complexion. There has even been talk of a surf scene! Nothing says Merry Christmas like catching a wave!

Finally, do you have Holiday plans. If these so called Holiday plans have you in the Lovely Louisville on December 2nd, around 6pm, you are in luck. The Holiday Bash of the year is upon us! Bring yourself, and all of your friends to Fuller 120, and enjoy all of the food you can eat, and all of the coffee you can drink! Yes, that is what I said, FREE FOOD! And bring your tupperware, there is sure to be plenty left over, and the anonymous host desires no leftovers! So come hungry, or just come. There are Rumors of live music - can we say Celine Dion Christmas! (He called in a "favor").

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